We’ve all seen them, those impeccable family portraits.
Where everyone is not only looking in the same direction, but looking composed and not at all stressed.
In those portraits no one has their hand in their pants, or is picking their nose, or their brother’s nose.
Having recently survived this hellish ritual been through this experience, I have to say that photographers, (ours at least) should be a spokesperson for Zoloft nominated for sainthood! And while out of 260 frames taken over the span of 3 hours, we were able to agree on at least a couple that would be suitable for framing or for a Christmas card, I have to admit that there were a whole lot more that were much more representative of my REAL family.
In order for you to be able to achieve the same success that we have had in this endeavor, I will pass along some tips that worked for us in taking the perfect family portrait.
1. I’ve always heard it said that when being photographed with pets children young adults convicts, the responsible parties boring people adults ones who are paying should always smile, no matter what is being broken who is being killed what is going on around them. This way the photographer can capture the kids’ angelic smiles as they happen. Also you have the added benefit of looking slightly daft.
2. Think about your family members and their personalities… then devise a portrait theme that will allow their individuality to shine. After you’ve chosen the theme, the rest of your decisions become easier…. It is also said that in every family, “there’s always one.” I’d be interested to know if anyone could guess from looking at our family who that one is… I bet it would be difficult…
3. Shoot outdoors, natural light is most flattering. Late afternoon also works for adding warmth to your photos… unless that warmth is upwards of 100 degrees, and your photographer runs the risk of 3rd degree burns on his torso from laying on his belly to get a shot of you by the pool. Also, always keep your iPhone in your pocket, so you can have a reason other than your hair and clothes for your kids to NOT to push you in the pool.
I would not suggest Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train for that song.
5. Have cash, and a stiff drink ready for the photographer and yourselves once it is all over.